September 2017 – THE COLONEL NEWSMAGAZINE

Grey’s Anatomy Season Premiere: The Carousel that Never Stops Turning

Posted on September 28, 2017September 28, 2017 by The Colonel News

CAUTION: SPOILER ALERTS There has been a quote used repeatedly throughout the extremely popular television show, Grey’s Anatomy. Said by Ellis Grey and her daughter Meredith Grey, “The carousel never stops turning,” has become extremely popular with the viewers and is a metaphor to the show’s plotline. Thankfully, ABC network has continued operating their carousel, … Continue reading Grey’s Anatomy Season Premiere: The Carousel that Never Stops Turning

Big Bang 2…or not

Posted on September 26, 2017 by The Colonel News

David Meade is a Christian numerologist who predicted the world would end Sept. 23. There was tons of evidence to support him, but the end of world didn't actually happen. Meade said there's a new Doomsday date: Oct. 15. Meade said his prediction about Sept. 23 signified a day that catastrophic events would begin to … Continue reading Big Bang 2…or not

‘Hot Shot’ Jacob Tyler Money

Posted on September 26, 2017 by The Colonel News

The thundering roars of over 2,000 voices filled the clamorous gymnasium at Waterford High School. The room was pulsing with energy. At the front of the sea of color and costumes that was the Ledyard student section, stood Jacob Money, dressed as Moses and holding a staff in the air. In what seemed like slow … Continue reading ‘Hot Shot’ Jacob Tyler Money

Meet the Choirs and Mrs. Cometa

Posted on September 26, 2017September 26, 2017 by The Colonel News

A new school year has begun, and a new group of choral students have combined with returning members to build up both the in-school and after school choirs. It’s not just the students representing the Ledyard Music program, however. Recently, the Ledyard Public Schools district hired former choral director of Ella T. Grasso Technical High … Continue reading Meet the Choirs and Mrs. Cometa

Bye Earth!

Posted on September 26, 2017 by The Colonel News

With the confluence of natural disasters and major headlines, some believe evidence exists for the coming of the end of days. California is on fire Oregon is on fire Montana is on fire Canada is on fire Dallas had a 2.5 earthquake Texas was hit from Hurricane Harvey Idaho had a 5.3 earthquake Asia is … Continue reading Bye Earth!

Too Old to be Driving?

Posted on September 26, 2017 by The Colonel News

Have you ever been late, only to find yourself behind an old person driving ten miles per hour below the speed limit? As people get older, they have a tendency to develop dwindling vision, hearing problems, and poor reaction times according to Mayo Clinic. Statistics from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration indicate that citizens … Continue reading Too Old to be Driving?

What LHS is Watching on Netflix

Posted on September 25, 2017 by The Colonel News

Jane the Virgin Jane the Virgin is a comedic telenovela surrounding Jane Villanueva, a latina woman from a highly religious family who becomes accidentally artificially inseminated by her doctor -- and later finds that the sperm donor is her boss, Rafael. There are currently three seasons available to stream on Netflix, with the … Continue reading What LHS is Watching on Netflix

Who Are Your Celebrity Parents?

Posted on September 22, 2017 by The Colonel News

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T6oLNRmqDA&feature=youtu.be Jolie Suarez, Staff Writer Junior Jolie Suarez is a staff writer for the 2017-2018 Colonel. While binge-watching The Vampire Diaries, she eats salt and vinegar chips, Twizzlers, Wendy’s, Sour Patch Kids, and drinks Olive Garden limontas. You may deliver these foods at any reasonable hour to the main office for her.

September Report Card

Posted on September 18, 2017 by The Colonel News

A to air conditioning. Too bad we don’t have it, we spent our money on phone pockets instead. A to fall sports. Fall sports are off to a great start! Go to @ledyardsports on Twitter for specific stats of your favorite Colonel teams and players. A to fall weather. If this has to be explained … Continue reading September Report Card

Annoying Things that Happen in LHS Everyday

Posted on September 14, 2017 by The Colonel News

You get so bored that you start to fall asleep. You were fine this morning. You got good sleep, even had a coffee earlier. But you cannot bear to be awake in math class anymore. You don’t care about functions, and for some reason, it always smells like Home Depot -- dull, and full of … Continue reading Annoying Things that Happen in LHS Everyday

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Month: September 2017