April 1

A’s

To the terrific artwork in the bathroom stall. There’s nothing like staring at the Mona Lisa during your bathroom break.
To the anonymous grant going to Ledyard for the sole purpose of tissues. The days of blowing your nose on paper towels is over!
To Mrs. Fagan’s promise to shave her head. We love your golden locks, but let’s face it, the Fages could pull off a shiny scalp too.

To spring. We really wanted more snow!
To shortening lunch to 15 minutes. It takes most of us 15 minutes just to sit down in our seats.
To the Harvard classes being introduced to the curriculum. Apparently UConn ECE credits are too easy.