The Department of Health and Human Services, led by Robert F Kennedy Jr., has released new food guidelines, emphasising protein and saturated fat content. The guidelines override the original 2025 recommendations of the Biden Administration. New guidelines are traditionally released every five years. The newly unveiled food pyramid is the near opposite of the old… Read More Flipping the Food Pyramid

At number 6 is: Pizza should be eaten with a fork because it’s messy.  It keeps your hands clean and greaseless. It also is a formal and very proper way to eat your food. In Italy, it’s frowned upon to eat pizza with your hands. Pizza is also so much easier to eat with a… Read More Top Six Hot Takes of the Month: March

Author’s note: The dogs above are named Bella and Sadie  Humans may be the self-proclaimed dominant species on this Earth, but they are vastly inferior to another species many view as being beneath them: dogs. For one, dogs are loyal, brave, and objectively cuter. If you are ever in a bad situation, you can count… Read More Why Dogs Are Superior to Humans

Marching band and football have a lot more in common than one would think. On one hand, marching band contains all the necessary components to be a school sport like football. Despite being a time-consuming activity that requires a great deal of skill and athleticism, marching band is often not regarded as a sport. While… Read More Why Marching Band Should Be Considered a School Sport

Everyone has their water bottle they use every day, and some people can become very protective and hostile of their liquid holders. There are also the types of people that are fine with sharing and giving waterfalls. Which one are you? We remember the bottles that look like milk cartons, and the Hydro Flasks, but… Read More Water Bottles Are Great

Do the majority of people hate the small form of a human being we call a baby? Do the majority of people love them? Does age or gender have an affect on the answer? Whether good or bad, these tiny people are a part of almost everyone’s lives. As cute and rewarding as they can… Read More Ewww, Babies!?

Halloween is right around the corner, so time is running out to figure out costumes. Some people might already have theirs decided from the minute the clock struck twelve on November 1, 2021, but others might still be struggling to decide what to wear. If that’s the case, here’s what some Colonels are wanting to… Read More What Halloween Costumes Are We Expecting to See this Year?

With all the fake news that has been circulating in our world, the Colonel News thought that this would be the perfect opportunity to post some of our raw opinions about topics that aren’t as heavy as the ones we’ve been seeing on our social media feeds.  We decided to take one for the team… Read More Hot Takes on Unpopular Opinions