At number 6 is: Pizza should be eaten with a fork because it’s messy. It keeps your hands clean and greaseless. It also is a formal and very proper way to eat your food. In Italy, it’s frowned upon to eat pizza with your hands. Pizza is also so much easier to eat with a… Read More Top Six Hot Takes of the Month: March
Author’s note: The dogs above are named Bella and Sadie Humans may be the self-proclaimed dominant species on this Earth, but they are vastly inferior to another species many view as being beneath them: dogs. For one, dogs are loyal, brave, and objectively cuter. If you are ever in a bad situation, you can count… Read More Why Dogs Are Superior to Humans
Marching band and football have a lot more in common than one would think. On one hand, marching band contains all the necessary components to be a school sport like football. Despite being a time-consuming activity that requires a great deal of skill and athleticism, marching band is often not regarded as a sport. While… Read More Why Marching Band Should Be Considered a School Sport
Everyone has their water bottle they use every day, and some people can become very protective and hostile of their liquid holders. There are also the types of people that are fine with sharing and giving waterfalls. Which one are you? We remember the bottles that look like milk cartons, and the Hydro Flasks, but… Read More Water Bottles Are Great
Do the majority of people hate the small form of a human being we call a baby? Do the majority of people love them? Does age or gender have an affect on the answer? Whether good or bad, these tiny people are a part of almost everyone’s lives. As cute and rewarding as they can… Read More Ewww, Babies!?
Halloween is right around the corner, so time is running out to figure out costumes. Some people might already have theirs decided from the minute the clock struck twelve on November 1, 2021, but others might still be struggling to decide what to wear. If that’s the case, here’s what some Colonels are wanting to… Read More What Halloween Costumes Are We Expecting to See this Year?
With all the fake news that has been circulating in our world, the Colonel News thought that this would be the perfect opportunity to post some of our raw opinions about topics that aren’t as heavy as the ones we’ve been seeing on our social media feeds. We decided to take one for the team… Read More Hot Takes on Unpopular Opinions
Working in customer service gives people the important skill of interacting with others. Many people start off in a customer service job such as retail or working in a restaurant. In addition to creating basic skills, it also tends to provide some funny stories. For instance, Ms. Szell shared, “While working in a restaurant, a… Read More Crazy Moments in Customer Service
A few days into the ongoing war between Ukraine and Russia, an official Ukrainian government Twitter account shared a video montage of a single plane shooting down several Russian fighter jets. The pilot was quickly given the nickname “The Ghost of Kyiv” and obtained the status of “flying ace”: someone who has shot down more… Read More The Ghost of Kyiv: Myth and Misinformation in the Russia-Ukraine War
Lieutenant Colonel William Ledyard: Revolutionary War hero, namesake of a town, and an integral part of Connecticut’s history. Today, he’s mostly known for getting stabbed. If you were to look up Colonel Ledyard online, you’d find one sparse Wikipedia page and several sites listing the road that runs by our high school. The aforementioned Wikipedia… Read More What’s the Deal With Colonel Ledyard?
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