A’s

• To the driving simulation. The combination of terribly random text messages, sensitive steering wheels and brakes, and strange sceneries truly proved how much we Colonels stink at driving.

• To all of you who spend much of your holidays volunteering. For those of you who don’t volunteer, watch and take notes.

• To the holiday choral concert. Even after a month of nothing but Christmas music on the radio, you still sold out the auditorium. Kudos to y’all.

F’s

• To expensive Christmas gifts. Price tags are pretty much equivalent to The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.

• Midterms. To the freshmen: good luck on your first real test. To the seniors, halfway there.

• To the end of Caroler season; those poor kids actually have to go to school now. Darn.