Musicians, actors, models: they all have something in common. It’s not fame, and it’s not fortune. What could it possibly be? Hint: think of a triangle, a green little triangle with an eye in the middle. Yes, it’s exactly what everyone is thinking: the Illuminati. For years, people’s favorite stars have been keeping a secret, and it is not something that was developed recently. All of this began back in the 1700s, defined by trying to control world affairs and infiltrate the government in order to create a New World Order. Ever notice certain people of fame who have zero connection to one another conspiring at events or parties? That’s right, the Illuminati. Everyone sees Beyoncé as basically the queen of the world, but does anyone truly know that this is a joke? Beyoncé confirmed rumors in an interview with Oprah, saying she is a part of the New World Order. However, she feels bad for those who compliment her so kindly about her success and in her looks, but is it truly coming from her? “People keep thinking I’m this magical ageless beauty,” Beyoncé confessed, “when really that’s the result of consuming all these blood sacrifices.” Queen Bey is not what she seems, and if anyone believes her favorite celebrity is safe from this secret society, she is sadly mistaken. The Illuminati are alive and thriving, and Beyoncé is only the beginning. Everyone knows and loves Rhianna, Lady Gaga, and even Kanye West in his self-loving glory, but are they what they seem? Just like Beyoncé, they are twisted up in the same sick, secret mess. Next time someone picks up the new CD by their favorite singer, or the next film featuring the “sweetest actor,” he better think twice, because the evil eye is always there, always watching.
Megan McKern, Staff Writer
Sophomore Megan McKern is a staff writer for the 2014-2015 Colonel. She participates in GSA, fencing, and the indoor soccer team.