May Horoscopes

Are you wondering what the month of May holds for you? Need a little guidance? Scroll down to find out what’s in store!

Aries: Don’t do it. I know you’re thinking about it and I’m here to tell you it’s a bad idea. Get it out of your head. Go touch some grass or watch a movie but whatever you do, do NOT do that.

Taurus: Listen babe, you need to start wearing less brown. I know that it goes with everything and it looks great on you, but you need to switch it up a little. The sheer amount of brown clothing that you own is getting out of hand. Try some red or orange or yellow and tell me how it goes okay?

Gemini: Hold onto your hats because this month is going to be a bumpy ride for you, Geminis! You would think that the end of school would mean things are going to slow down and you’d  be able to take it easy, but that would be very wrong! Watch out for anything purple and avoid going outside whenever possible. 

Cancer: The time has come. 

Leo: Don’t you just hate it when you stub your toe on something? Well, you’re going to hate it even more when it happens to you three times in a row this month. Maybe invest in some metal tipped boots because a LOT of pain is coming your way. 

Virgo: Your friends miss you. You should ask them to hang out! Maybe get some ice cream, eat a pizza, have a chat. Wonder why it’s been so long since the last time you did something together. Evaluate how much you really enjoy their company. Oh my god, they’re doing that thing that you hate. Did they just eat the cookie part of the oreo before the cream part? Maybe this was a bad idea…Nevermind, don’t hang out with your friends. 

Libra: A TikTok detox is what you need in your life, Libra. That app is not bringing you any joy anymore so it’s time to log off. Remember your old hobbies, read a book, watch a movie that’s longer than 60 seconds. Go have a picnic or something. Avoid the beach though. 

Scorpio: Listen, I think you need a break. You are doing so much, and nobody appreciates you! This is your sign to practice some self-care. Do whatever you need to do to feel good and then cut back on the things that you’re putting on your plate. 

Sagittarius: Oh my god, you are so pretty today. I mean you’re pretty everyday, but you are absolutely glowing. Did you do something different to your hair? And oh wow, that outfit suits you just right! Keep it up, because you are just stunning!

Capricorn: You have a certain sense of…magic about you. You carry yourself upright with beauty, grace, and poise. You are sleek and white glowing. There’s something growing out of your forehead ready to impale your enemies whenever you see fit. Oh wait, sorry, that’s a unicorn. 

Aquarius: This is going to be an okay month for you, nothing special. Nothing super exciting. Everything you do will be mediocre but at least nothing will be bad right? Watch out for Cancers though, they look like they might be up to something.

Pisces: You are a shining star and everyone loves you! Good things are on the horizon so grab a tissue box to soak up those happy tears. Just keep doing you.

Senior Ella Lindbeck is the Editor-in-Chief of the 2020-2021 Horizons Yearbook. She is a swimmer and loves reading. If she isn’t watching the Harry Potter movies she’s probably napping.

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