This June, America’s most talked-about candidate of the 2016 presidential election, Donald Trump, will be talking to the senior class about “How to Make America Great Again” after their high school careers come to an end.

Trump will be educating the Class of 2016 on many important issues occurring across the country right now.

One topic on the candidate’s agenda is how to build very big walls and how they will save America, because who has the time to actually confront their problems when they can simply be concealed with a wall?

“I will build a wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively, I will build a great wall on our southern border,” Trump said in a campaign press meeting.

On top of teaching Ledyard’s newest graduates these useful skills to succeed, Trump will also serve as a great example to the young men in the crowd, especially on how to talk to women. One thing Trump has been teaching on his campaign tour is that if you communicate and behave like a juvenile, it will make you front-runner for the Republican nomination.

“Rosie O’Donnell’s disgusting both inside and out. You take a look at her, she’s a slob. She talks like a truck driver, she doesn’t have her facts, she’ll say anything that comes to her mind. Her show failed when it was a talk show, the ratings went very, very, very low and very bad and she got essentially thrown off television. I mean she’s basically a disaster,z” Trump said during a debate before flashing a signature disgusted face.

If those aren’t the words of a man who should be speaking to a group of 200 graduates, nothing is.

Megan Rosen, Staff Writer

Sophomore Megan Rosen is a staff writer for the 2015-2016 Colonel. She is on the volleyball team.