Horoscopes: Week of April 1, 2019

Leo | July 23 – August 22

You’re full of fire this week, literally. Keep a bucket of water on you at all times in case anyone has a match on them. Beware of balloons, especially on Thursday.

Virgo | August 23 – September 22

Turtles? Turtles. Go find one and place it in a park, rub its shell and then wait three hours for good luck. Also, stay afloat this week.

Libra | September 23 – October 22

Walking and thinking is your forte, but don’t cross the road today. Maybe tomorrow.

Scorpio | October 23 – November 21

Money and luck won’t be coming your way this week, but cows and bad weather are. Make sure to keep an umbrella on you!

Sagittarius | November 22 – December 21

When overloaded with homework, take a nap.

Capricorn | December 22 – January 19

When people say “take a risk” it doesn’t mean waiting to start an essay at 11 p.m. the night before, Capricorn.

Aquarius | January 20 – February 18

So close, yet so far. Keep your thoughts to yourself, you talk too much.

Pisces | February 19 – March 20

Look Pisces, make it through the next two weeks and then you get to literally sleep for an entire week.

Aries | March 21 – April 19

You’ll pass your exams if you keep doing your homework and studying. Share this article for good luck on your exams.

Taurus | April 20 – May 20

Maybe when we come back from spring break you’ll have a horoscope, till then just wait.

Gemini | May 21 – June 20

In this world, it’s yeet or be yeeted. Stay out of the middle of the hallway when walking to your class.

Cancer | June 21 – July 22

Rumor has it, Adele is coming to Connecticut on your birthday.

Alexus Oswell, Staff Writer

Senior Alexus Oswell is heading to Dean College in the fall. Enjoys photography and hiking, especially in the spring.

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